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FaStOnE

Sr. Product Specialist

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True Administration Support

March 15, 2012, 03:23 PM

I received the following request via IM Chat at our company this morning ....

8:47:32 AM Pam K: Make my job run faster.

I gave her this answer...

8:48:49 AM: Rick Elliott: <--- is summoning the gods of Memory and Disk Reads .. OH PLEASE, I pray... make Pam's System Job run faster than it is now. Place your guidance on the spin of the disk to allow it to move quicker and faster than any others. I ask this in all that is Holy and Man-Made.... AMEN!

Her reply...

Shut Up!!

Hahahahaha... My boss even went by to ask her if everything was running well after he heard about it!
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tomholden

Harbinger of Doom

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March 16, 2012, 06:44 AM

Re: True Administration Support

good one Rick!!!

I'm not anti-social, I just don't like people -Tommy Holden
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jamief

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March 19, 2012, 08:08 AM

Re: True Administration Support

Nice.... You are one smooth character!

All my answers were extracted from the "Big Dummy's Guide to the As400"
and I take no responsibility for any of them.

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FaStOnE

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March 19, 2012, 01:41 PM

Re: True Administration Support

There's always more than one way to speed things up ... I just chose Divine Intervention this time!
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emily

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#5

March 20, 2012, 10:51 AM

Re: True Administration Support

Love it!!

Stand up for what you beleive in ...... even if you are standing alone
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