lonely Bratwurst has decided to join a new religion.

[lonelyBratwurst]

lonely Bratwurst has decided to join a new religion! I want to meet holywood superstars and supermodels and I can't find any in the neighborhood lutheran church.

[bryce4president]

Re: lonely Bratwurst has decided to join a new religion.

And if you work your way up their ladder you just might get rich from it too

[kitvb1]

Re: lonely Bratwurst has decided to join a new religion.

errr... just send as400pro a couple of pm's. He could send you a few of his supermodels. You live in germany, so you should be able to speak russian


p.s. what I'd really like to see: A body language analysis of this interview. There is certainly something not right there, the BL is not agreeing with what the mouth is saying.

[lonelyBratwurst]

Re: lonely Bratwurst has decided to join a new religion.

Do not make fun of my religion. This man speaks the truth!

[jtemple]

Re: lonely Bratwurst has decided to join a new religion.

Has anyone seen the scientology OT level manual? Some weird stuff....just check out this excerpt:

CLEAR AND O.T.

DEFINITION OF A CLEAR: A THETAN WHO CAN BE AT CAUSE KNOWINGLY AND
AT WILL OVER MENTAL MATTER, ENERGY, SPACE AND TIME.

In clearing you move the Being up to where he is cause over mental MEST. A Clear has erased the matter, energy, space and time connected to the thing called MIND. He has been cleared of the MASS, PICTURES etc. It is a negative gain.

Clear occurs when he stops mocking up bank, or realizes he is doing it.
A Clear has perhaps not entirely lost the automaticity of mocking up mass. But at least he knows he is putting it there and practice increases his general reality. A Clear may, at first, have a little trouble with thought. His “think” is quite powerful, and is not influenced by a bank, but may be influenced by his own past postulates. Thus he may run into difficulty with his own postulates in present time, his own past postulates and others present time
postulates, especially when he has two or more postulates or similar magnitude opposing each other.

At first his postulates will contain force, probably, and he may experience pain from these as a thetan. A Clear will have considerable influence upon others around him. People whose ability to confront is not very high will begin to fall to pieces in the presence of a Clear. One mechanism of this is that the Clear tends to raise the people around him to a slightly higher level of confront, and
they begin to confront their own mind, and this really shakes them up. This is particularly so of an S.P. who dares not look at his mind, because he knows that if he does he will go insane. The E-Meter will read on a Clear on THOUGHT. It will read on postulate and assert. The Clear’s “think” influences the body, thus causing the meter to read.

DEFINITION OF AN OPERATING THETAN: A THETAN WHO CAN BE AT CAUSE
KNOWINGLY AND AT WILL OVER THOUGHT, LIFE, MATTER, ENERGY, SPACE
AND TIME, SUBJECTIVE AND OBJECTIVE.

After Clear, we are starting to move into “ Cause over thought and life”.
In PART ONE of the O.T. Course the Clear uses the same materials as are used on the Clearing Course, and runs any banks he did not complete before he went Clear. This activity is in the realm of thought. But it is these banks which brought the being down the “dwindling spiral” and we must be sure that they are never again going to have any effect on the Being. There are also positive gains to be had from this activity. The being is becoming more at cause over though. He is on his way to Operating Thetan. When a Clear moves up to cause over his own and other thought, life, Matter, Energy, Space
and Time, he is an Operating Thetan. The width between wog and Clear is very great. The width between Clear and OT is a bit wider.

Don't ask me where I got this from.

[lonelyBratwurst]

Re: lonely Bratwurst has decided to join a new religion.

They say I will be able to fly, walk through walls and heal with my hands!

[itp]

Re: lonely Bratwurst has decided to join a new religion.

batshit crazy.

[lonelyBratwurst]

Re: lonely Bratwurst has decided to join a new religion.

Mr Temple,

If you are interested in our organisation we can have someone contact you. We already have your address and phone number.

[adnauseam]

Re: lonely Bratwurst has decided to join a new religion.

hey dont knock it. ive been thinking about signing up myself so i can meet some of the hollywood stars at the next church gathering!

[lonelyBratwurst]

Re: lonely Bratwurst has decided to join a new religion.

Lonely Bradwurst has changed his mind. He did not meet any supermodels, broke his hip trying to walk through walss and spent all his money on their self-help books and tapes. He is returning to the Lutheran Church and mother is making him start taking his Librium pills again.

[lonelyBratwurst]

Re: lonely Bratwurst has decided to join a new religion.

help. These people keep calling me. How do I get rid of them?

[lonelyBratwurst]

lonely Bratwurst is getting married

Good news everybody. LonelyBratwurst is in Dobrovelychkivka (Ukraine) to meet his new bride! My new brother-in-law is teaching me Ukraine wedding traditions. It is very different from our traditions in Mecklenburg-Vorpommern.

Did you know that every part of Ukraine, even in the villages, indecent songs are sung on wedding night after speaking time. Only adult people are allowed to take part in these actions. Women must be with men persons and children are prohibited to stay with adults during this time.

The wedding night ends the main part of the wedding. There were some after wedding acts, for example, friends of the groom-man are allowed to steal the neighbour’s chickens and cook “barge hauler” (“бурлацька юшка”), then the mother-in-law was wheeled in a barrow by bachelor men around the town, etc.

The wedding night was called “storehouse” (“комора”) and, in the evening, two matchmakers from both families prepared the bed for the night and the bride was dressed into a white nightgown. Then they led the newly married couple to the bedroom and sang such words: “Oh, Mommy, Mommy, I’m being lead to the storehouse. – Go, my daughter, you’ll be given honey to eat…”

Matchmakers put the jug filled with honey on the table near the bed (maybe that fact caused the word “honeymoon”, and the mother-in-law prepared a honey drink for the married couple during the first month of their life together). Old residents say it was done for increased fertility. The married couple did not drink any alcohol during the wedding ceremony or during the month after. This is to help remember to couple what they look like when they are young and help remember to couple that happy times may be finished.

[as400Pro]

Re: lonely Bratwurst has decided to join a new religion.

Thats great news I thought you were a flowery fellow playing for the other team!

[littlepd]

Re: lonely Bratwurst has decided to join a new religion.

Thats great news I thought you were a flowery fellow playing for the other team!

...not that there's anything wrong with that!

[jamief]

Re: lonely Bratwurst has decided to join a new religion.

If As400pro wasnt such an aHole he would have followed his statement with those very words....

I got a record 16 kill streak on black ops....... you better be practicing.

jamie